You know you're Mexican.....

[deezdominates]

.... when you scored diaz winning ( malignagi)

.... when you scored chavez winning (whitaker)

[Derranged]

.... when you scored diaz winning ( malignagi)

.... when you scored chavez winning (whitaker)

I scored Diaz over Malignaggi and I'm Italian-American.

[Cleto_Reyes]

Not particularly. With him its all the same ****:

"Eehh... Look at me.. Mexicans do this.. lalala... White people do that.. brat da da..."

WE GET IT. WHITE PEOPLE DIFFER FROM LATINO PEOPLE.

Most Comedians used the same material over and over

[Cleto_Reyes]

.... when you scored diaz winning ( malignagi)

.... when you scored chavez winning (whitaker)

[Cleto_Reyes]

When you or a family member has a pair of these

[elgranluchadore]

"You need to point out how much something you just bought cost."
damn
this is me alright, i do it subconsciously

[Cuauhtémoc1520]

When you are REALLY Mexican you don't get hit with a chancla, you get hit with a Huarache upside the head.

[bigsmoothh]

or whenever you keep sayin "ya vamonos ama" or the famous "ala verga"

[bigsmoothh]

when you say "pacon" intead of saying popcorn......

[jtcs1981]

You might of already seen this but i'l post it anyway



You Know You're Mexican When...

You have ever been hit by a chancla.

You grew up scared by something called "El Cuco." (AKA the boogie man)

Others tell you to stop screaming when you are really just talking.

You constantly refer to cereal as "con fleis".

You can dance ranchera, cumbia or salsa without music.

You use "manteca" (lard) instead of olive oil and can't figure out why your booty is getting bigger.

You call your sneakers "tenis".

You have at least thirty cousins. ( I have 50 on my moms side alone)

Whenever you feel under the weather, you compulsively dab on some "Vics" vapor rub all over your chest and inside your nostrils.

Your mom packs your "lonchera" everyday.

There is more Cerveza than punch at little Juanito's birthday party.

You have told your kid not to walk the floor barefoot or they'll catch a cold.

You go to a wedding or Quinceañera, gossip about how bad the comida is, but be the first to take a plato (plate) to go.

We share some. I change some names, but still the same