I got a position managing a Costco store over in California, and I had sort through the job applications we've received.
Seriously, you wouldn't believe some of the people that apply for jobs with us, it's crazy.
Just to give you one example, I had an application the other day for the floor sweeper, and it basically said: "looking for work since getting fired from my job working with Excel spreadsheets, after they discovered I don't know dick about Excel spreadsheets. Currently signing up for a course: "Excel for fuckwits", but in the meantime could you fix me up? I have no interest in working for you, but I only live round the corner and I'm desperate. Will work for low pay, and will consider blowing cock if necessary. Hopefully Excel skills are not required."
Who the **** would employ someone after they send in an application like that?
Seriously, you wouldn't believe some of the people that apply for jobs with us, it's crazy.
Just to give you one example, I had an application the other day for the floor sweeper, and it basically said: "looking for work since getting fired from my job working with Excel spreadsheets, after they discovered I don't know dick about Excel spreadsheets. Currently signing up for a course: "Excel for fuckwits", but in the meantime could you fix me up? I have no interest in working for you, but I only live round the corner and I'm desperate. Will work for low pay, and will consider blowing cock if necessary. Hopefully Excel skills are not required."
Who the **** would employ someone after they send in an application like that?
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