Having balls doesn't hide a glass jaw

[-MEGA-]

You must be fugly if you're balls are like tennis balls and can't get laid

I'm actually a pretty handsome fellow. I've often been compared to Freddy Mercury around here with the reference that my mustache looks like a push broom. Those are pretty good qualities to have Chicks dig that crap. As well as my big ass balls.

[Sharpharp]

I'm actually a pretty handsome fellow. I've often been compared to Freddy Mercury around here with the reference that my mustache looks like a push broom. Those are pretty good qualities to have Chicks dig that crap. As well as my big ass balls.

Those same chicks instagrammed your looks akin to Danny DeVito when he played the Penguin.... :bukkake: