Drunk Lang

[Oasis_Lad]

So Laddie.. If everyone in Scotland gets so stinking drunk daily, how do things get accomplished?

Our genius allows us to get completely pissed and still contribute to modern society in a big way.

The deep fried Mars Bar > The Internet

[Mushroom]

So Laddie.. If everyone in Scotland gets so stinking drunk daily, how do things get accomplished?

They don't...

[Derranged]

Our genius allows us to get completely pissed and still contribute to modern society in a big way.

The deep fried Mars Bar > The Internet

Not buying it.

Deep fried pizza > deep fried Mars bar.

Though I've had neither.

[Walt Liquor]

I'm headed to Hotdog Heaven, Walt.

Want some?

hell yea! I got Wilton wings on sunday.....

hotdog heaven>dogma

[Walt Liquor]

Son, I've been drinking for 15 years. Hard for the past, lets say 10.

So eat ****.

so I"ve got 5-6 years on you rookie.

[Derranged]

I just got the results from my MRI, I don't have a tumor or anything else wrong with my brain.

Not joking.

I think I've earned the right to celebrate this evening.

[Oasis_Lad]

I just got the results from my MRI, I don't have a tumor or anything else wrong with my brain.

Not joking.

I think I've earned the right to celebrate this evening.

I'll be the judge of that, Yank.

[Derranged]

I'll be the judge of that, Yank.

Oh really, doctor?

[Mushroom]

Thinking about purchasing some vodka. Any of you know of any simple vodka cocktails that don't taste awful?

[Oasis_Lad]

Oh really, doctor?

Yes. Just call me: Laddie MD.