You know shyt got real when...

[Verstyle]

you know shit got real when its black friday and you are eyeballing the last item someone else is eyeballing too.

That's when you do the run and cause a "accident" with a clip them move past them.

[Verstyle]

The girl you're on a date with doesn't know who Muhammad Ali is

A girl you talked to when she looked good, got big but wants to chill with you

[el puto]

When you are getting head from a prostitute in a driveway and the police pull up

[UTEP]

You know shyt got real when...



you almost loose your head

Damn! That's some Final Destination shyt right there

[Prostitroop]

You know shyt got real when...



your date considers you a friend

[Verstyle]

You know shyt got real when...



your date considers you a friend

Daaaaaaaaaaamn!!! He was butt hurt times 10

[Derranged]

When somebody disagrees with you on the internet.

[Prostitroop]

Daaaaaaaaaaamn!!! He was butt hurt times 10

I'm thinking the date was going somewhat decent until he got friendzoned. When he heard the word "friend" he already knew it wasn't going anywhere so he just went off with his truth bombs. He's probably already experienced this too many times and the word "friend" is like Kryptonite to him so he unloads his frustration at her. But hey, at least he was Honest... The irony of it all is how the girl accused him of acting nice which didn't help spark anything. Probably just being corny for the camera but turned ghetto from her uptightness.

"you probably got 2 double-X chromosomes that's why you might be hermaphrodite" LOL

[Verstyle]

I'm thinking the date was going somewhat decent until he got friendzoned. When he heard the word "friend" he already knew it wasn't going anywhere so he just went off with his truth bombs. He's probably already experienced this too many times and the word "friend" is like Kryptonite to him so he unloads his frustration at her. But hey, at least he was Honest... The irony of it all is how the girl accused him of acting nice which didn't help spark anything. Probably just being corny for the camera but turned ghetto from her uptightness.

"you probably got 2 double-X chromosomes that's why you might be hermaphrodite" LOL

It seemed as if he's heard that a lot. I bet he cried in the car.

[-jose-]

You know shyt got real when...

you're getting a happy ending in a sleazy massage parlor and when you're ready cum you hear "Nobody move this is the police"