Your ONE tip for getting chicks

[FistoftheDallasStar]

Just be yourself. Treat 'em like a normal person "don't put the ***** on a pedestal." And for gods sake stop with the compliments every five minutes. That just screams I want to **** you!!

[SABATHICAL]

Girls want what they can't have.

Play hard to get.

[Derranged]

I'll see what John Goodman has to say about it

[The_Bull]

Girls want what they can't have.

Play hard to get.

That doesn't work out the same way when they're playing the same thing.

[Pacmanjay]

I heard this before. And this girl actually became his girlfriend.

He said: Do you know how I know that you are coming home with me tonight?

Girl: No

He said: Because I'm stronger than you.



how rapey is that line? lol

that is gold. I need to use that line.

[MITAROTONDA]

Be funny. I know that's a tougher one since humor is kinda natural, but for real..

Making white girls laugh like the nіgger sideshow you are.
Buckwheat ass coon. I bet you figure it beats tendin' them crops.
Get the fuсk off my forum, pitiful *****.

[supRa]

Everybody has to throw in their tip. If you don't, you're a douche.

Mine is - don't give a **** about the chick until you've fucked her. Makes the whole process smoother.

thats what i do...
***** is callin like 6-7 times then i pick up
hahaaaaaaaaa

[Sir Tom Jones]

Making white girls laugh like the nіgger sideshow you are.
Buckwheat ass coon. I bet you figure it beats tendin' them crops.
Get the fuсk off my forum, pitiful *****.

lol where did this come from

[Pacmanjay]

Don't talk to her, just get about 5 feet away from where she is. Then pull out your cellphone and talk to no-one about your record coming out soon and act like you all that. Hang up, lay against a wall and start freestyle rapping.

FYI not all girls are into rap.

[Iceta]

Say to her, "I wanna pull yo haya." Also mention something about tying her to the bed and spanking her ass with a paddle. It works like a charm.