How good films could have s.hit endings...

[squealpiggy]

Ripley: I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

Burke: Yeah that's actually a good idea, those space monsters are pretty badass. Only a ****** would try and capture them alive to use as some sort of bioweapon.

[Nooblet]

Forrest Gump: Jenney died of aids.

Little Forrest: we get teh aids.

[krazyn8tive]

The Dark Knight Rises:

Alfred: "Master Wayne has departed Gotham City in the Bat, Mr. Fox."
Lucius: "Did he take the 60 megaton bomb with him?"
Alfred: "No."
Lucius: "Damn."

damn...hahaha

[Bull24]

Shutter Island

[krazyn8tive]

No reinforcements arrive to save Captain John Miller's band of American rescuers. Private Ryan suffers endless bumming at the hands of the Nazis.

[BetterCallSaul]

Signs

A technologically advanced alien race travels thousands of light-years to harass Mel Gibson and find out they are allergic to water.

Bunch of ****s if you ask me

[┌∩┐(◕_◕)┌∩┐]

stand by me.

jack bauer goes crazy and stabs up the nosy little bastards.

[Dixie Normis]

The Matrix

Neo: "Give me the blue pill".