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2009 whos year?? Charlie Zelenoffs Year . WATCH
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Originally posted by Clegg View PostSorry man, but that kid is gonna be on TV within the first week of his life.
Jerry Springer: OK Charlie, welcome to the show
Zelenoff: Yo waddup Jerry, I ain't racist dawg but I'll send your Jewish ass back to holocaust muthafuker.
Jerry: Why are you here?
Zelenoff: Yo dawg, my girl had a baby, she says it's mine but I'm not sure
Jerry: Why?
Zelenoff: Well, she did cheat on me a lot, and we never had sex because I have no penis. Also the baby is black and has an afro.
*A gunshot is heard off-screen. Despite being only a few days old and having ****** genes, the baby was smart enough to realise that being a part of this family is a fate worse than death, and has shot himself.*
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