The Chicago Bears will be Super Bowl champs

[SuckaPunch]

Mama and Papa Bear are accused of child abuse. Baby Bear is put on the stand to testify and is asked by the judge,

"Do you want to live with Papa Bear?"

"No," Baby Bear replies, "he beats me."

Then the judge asks, "Do you want to live with Mama Bear?"

"No," Baby Bear replies, "she beats me too."

So the Judge says, "Who do you want to live with then?"

Baby Bear replies, "I want to live with the Chicago Bears, they don't beat anybody."

[BattlingNelson]

^^^^^^^True story.

[WhoreUs]

i don't like this thread......

[Sweet Pea 50]

This thread pisses excellence......

[WhoreUs]

i curse all of you!

may all of you suffer from erectile dysfunction!!!!

[Mel Gibson]

i curse all of you!

may all of you suffer from erectile dysfunction!!!!

Oh dear. What a temper. Calm down now son. There's always next sunday.

[Sweet Pea 50]

i curse all of you!

may all of you suffer from erectile dysfunction!!!!

Blue pills, son. Blue pills.........................

[Mel Gibson]

Blue pills, son. Blue pills.........................

Tell me kid. What's your relationship to the dog in your avatar?

[Sweet Pea 50]

Tell me kid. What's your relationship to the dog in your avatar?

Purely platonic. Nothing that jack would get his rocks off to....

[Mel Gibson]

Purely platonic. Nothing that jack would get his rocks off to....

So only a jack-off?