Please rank in order of gayness/sissification

[T.Horton]

Let it be known this is your first and only pass....................

thanks man, I wasn't sure how that'd be received.

[oc9979]

I have seen the twilight movies and Magic Mike.
How unfair is to make my wife watch boxing almost every weekend and not watch movies that she wants to watch.

4 wear women lingerie is gay period
3 wear make up is gay unless you work for TV
2 Magic Mike was kinda a gay movie but better than going to see dancing bear
1 The fighting between the wolf and vampires was good
5 This is like a porno movie.

[T.Horton]

I have seen the twilight movies and Magic Mike.
How unfair is to make my wife watch boxing almost every weekend and not watch movies that she wants to watch.

truly the reason that i have seen twilight and magic mike. i swear!

[Derranged]

Nice to see you still havent seen a vagina in person since July '09, Rutherford.

First of all the movie was in Dec 09. Second, we broke up in aug 10. Third, I have banged brauds without getting serious with them since that time. Arent you ever tired of being wrong, Cletus?

[Walt Liquor]

I have seen the twilight movies and Magic Mike.
How unfair is to make my wife watch boxing almost every weekend and not watch movies that she wants to watch.

4 wear women lingerie is gay period
3 wear make up is gay unless you work for TV
2 Magic Mike was kinda a gay movie but better than going to see dancing bear
1 The fighting between the wolf and vampires was good
5 This is like a porno movie.

See mine just doesnt watch boxing. She goes in the other room. She's free to watch her housewives crap sans me.

If she wants to see twilight, she can go with the girlfriends.

[Danny Gunz]

****.... last night I watched Twilight in womens lingerie and makeup while I was reading 50 shades

[Walt Liquor]

First of all the movie was in Dec 09. Second, we broke up in aug 10. Third, I have banged brauds without getting serious with them since that time. Arent you ever tired of being wrong, Cletus?

Only a true sissy would know all of those dates, Bifford.

[Derranged]

Only a true sissy would know all of those dates, Bifford.

So you just make it up as you go along, eh Hoss? **spits tabbacci onto the floor**

Just because your redneck ass can't remember things doesn't make it sissy TO remember things. I have a great memory. While its nowhere near Super-Autobiographical Memory, it is unusually precise.

[Derranged]

And speaking of "sissies", Walt, aren't you the one who drinks wine and wears designer flip-flops?

[BostonGuy]

You know what'd be funny?

If one of us saw Oscar at a boxing event and asked him for his autograph. It would be like "yo Oscar, big fan of yours - I enjoyed the many exciting fights you had during your career. Oh btw, can you autograph this picture?"

Whip out that pic of him in the fishnets and hand it to him...

I wonder what his reaction would be?