The top ten people I'd most like to **** right now...

[horge]

Somebody's been spiking Annie's tiffin the past few.

[squealpiggy]

Did you do Portman yet? What about Winslet?

[horge]

Did you do Portman yet? What about Winslet?

Portman? Winslet?
Pfffh.





Annie's never getting a taste of ^that either

[squealpiggy]

Portman? Winslet?
Pfffh.





Annie's never getting a taste of ^that either

:wank: quite fancy the Queen.

10. The Megayank


I wasn't quite sure who to pick for my last one, so what I propose is this: A three-headed, six-titted hydra of Lohan, Portman and Knightley, their naked bodies sewn together, siamese twin style. Now, I know what you're thinking. Surely Keira Knightley (who I really used to fancy, before I realised her jaw line looks like the sort of thing you'd use to open beer bottles) is a Green Teef? But answer me this.. if you're fucking Keira Knightley via a Fat Yankess's vag, then is she a Green Teef or a Fat Yank? It's one that haunted philosophers down the ages that, ain't it?

You might notice that this creation has no arms below the elbow. That's so I can torture it, by throwing a phone at it and saying "if you're sick of being sewn together and fucked continuously, phone 911. I won't stop you." The observant might also note Slumdog Millionaire's Freida Pinto in the background, all ready with her two fists and a 12" green strap on to go to town on the Megayank. Three mouths, three clams, and three assholes. That's a lot of work for Freida to get through... get started, girl.

[The Noose]

I assume that is photoshopped? Difficult to tell. The 6 pentagonal multi-coloured **** are especially seamless.

I only have one tiny criticism: If Freida Pinto is stuffing them/it with her huge pointy green strap-on, then you're not the one doing the ****ing.
If throwing a phone at a birds head and telling her to call the police counted as a shag, id be a labelled a right whore.

I assume that is photoshopped? Difficult to tell. The 6 pentagonal multi-coloured **** are especially seamless.

Some people would look at that pic and assume that I'd got a degree in art design, but not so.

As for the Pinto element, then she only takes a go when I'm not ready... though on some occasions I will sodomise Pinto, forcing her into the others. It's almost like I'm ****ing four girls at once that way.

[Derranged]

I bet you'd shag Hugh Grant after a few drinks.

[kadyo's]

Haha a very fitting #10. Hilarious but the pic sucks, what with those **** with irregular hexagonal base. On the second thought...