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  • The Greatest Drunk on Earth: Andre the Giant

    Do you have a favorite drunkard?

    Some amazing man or woman, past or present, who stands colossus-like atop the Big Keg, the ground below littered with crushed empties and the blacked-out carcasses of lesser beings? A verging demigod, whose prowess with a bottle leaves you shaking your head in pop-eyed adoration? Lots of us do.

    In addition to their wrist-raising abilities, we deify great drinkers because they indulge their lust for intoxication while simultaneously operating at the peak of their powers in whatever their chosen profession. In other words, great drunks are also great writers, actors, athletes, scientists, statesmen, philosophers, and so on.

    I have a favorite drunkard. He was an athlete—a professional wrestler in fact—but he was also a gifted entertainer and a true artist. His parents named him Andre Rene Rousimoff, but we knew him as The Eighth Wonder of the World, Andre the Giant.

    http://www.drunkard.com/10_06_andre_giant/

    A good ass read about how Andre could drink 100x more than the regular beta-male. A true Alpha God

  • #2
    -DEfiance aka righteous

    i do not known many drunkards

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    • #3
      Originally posted by No Diggity View Post
      Do you have a favorite drunkard?

      Some amazing man or woman, past or present, who stands colossus-like atop the Big Keg, the ground below littered with crushed empties and the blacked-out carcasses of lesser beings? A verging demigod, whose prowess with a bottle leaves you shaking your head in pop-eyed adoration? Lots of us do.

      In addition to their wrist-raising abilities, we deify great drinkers because they indulge their lust for intoxication while simultaneously operating at the peak of their powers in whatever their chosen profession. In other words, great drunks are also great writers, actors, athletes, scientists, statesmen, philosophers, and so on.

      I have a favorite drunkard. He was an athlete—a professional wrestler in fact—but he was also a gifted entertainer and a true artist. His parents named him Andre Rene Rousimoff, but we knew him as The Eighth Wonder of the World, Andre the Giant.

      http://www.drunkard.com/10_06_andre_giant/

      A good ass read about how Andre could drink 100x more than the regular beta-male. A true Alpha God
      "During trips Andre consumed beer at the incredible rate of a case every ninety minutes, with bottles of vodka or top-rate French wine thrown in for variety."

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      • #4
        Read through Limey Lang - We've always been huge admirers of Andre's drinking ability.

        P4P Ollie Reed is the GOAT Drunk.

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        • #5
          Being a giant is a plague if you like alcohol, you must need a colossal amount of booze in your system to feel the buzz.

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          • #6
            Cool read, green sent

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Brick Top View Post
              Cool read, green sent
              Really appreciate it man. I've been meaning to post it for a long while.

              Written very well and the subject matter is insanely funny haha

              I've got another wwe-related thread I'll post sometime. Also a crazy one

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              • #8
                Didn't something about that come out years ago? I think it was hogan or ric flair that was talking about it. I wonder if the big show can drink that much too

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                • #9
                  Truly a drunken inspiration of mine. I'm in awe.

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                  • #10
                    this is my favorite drunkard, i'm a huge fan of this dude's

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