What would you rather have first thing in the morning coffee or sex?

[GOAT86]

Betta drink an irish-grogg before you bone dat fugly s1ag.

[Pretty Boy1]

Some of you might think I stupid but I rather have coffee first thing in the morning than sex. I don't feel sexy when I wake up so why should I have sex with my bad morning Breath. How about you guys?

Have you ever had sex with your girl whilst wearing those strange shoes you've got?

[TRAV1$]

Have you ever had sex with your girl whilst wearing those strange shoes you've got?

They are his girl.

[triggerhapppy]

Trigger, are you telling me that if your mrs stuck her toes in your mouth early in the morning, you wouldn't suck on those bad boys?

It doesn't take much energy to suck on toes so he'll ya I would.

[triggerhapppy]

not some. only noobs do....eventually theyll discover that ur a stupid gay...and sensitive black man.

Who the hell are you?

[SirTomJones]

Usually when I wake up I am ready for sex.

I don't care about the morning breath. forget the kissing.

[triggerhapppy]

Have you ever had sex with your girl whilst wearing those strange shoes you've got?

No, but I'm willing to try anything new. Now if my girl was wearing them during sex, I'll go phooking nuts.

[triggerhapppy]

Usually when I wake up I am ready for sex.

I don't care about the morning breath. forget the kissing.

How can you make love without kissing? That's one if the best parts of foreplay.

[BoxingTech718]

It depends who the girl is but usually coffee lol!

[TRAV1$]

Lets say you're in the local swimming pool, the hottest blonde you've ever seen is using the ladder to get out of the pool just before you, you notice she has perfect feet, you just can't take your eyes off them... would you give them a little lick on the way up the ladder?
She'd probably just think you brushed them with your head or hand, anyway.