Official 'Yo Momma' Thread.

[bojangles1987]

Yo mama is so dumb, she went to the theater, saw under 17 not admitted, so she went home and got 16 of her friends.

[Terrel]

Yo momma so fat she has to bathe with diet soap.

Remind me to green you.

Yo momma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.

[dan_cov]

Yo momma so fat she don't need the internet, she's already worldwide.

[dan_cov]

Yo mama like a bowling ball; She's picked up, fingered, and thrown in the gutter.

[Terrel]

Yo momma so fat, she got arrested at the airport for 10 pounds of crack


(think about it)

[Rip Chudd]

Yo momma so fat she went missing and they had to use all four sides of the milk carton for her picture

[Terrel]

Yo mama like a bowling ball; She's picked up, fingered, and thrown in the gutter.

I like that joke.

[bojangles1987]

Your mother is so fat, she's morbidly obese and will die of a heart attack.

[Terrel]

Yo momma so fat she went missing and they had to use all four sides of the milk carton for her picture

Yo momma so fat, she has more chins than the Hong Kong phone book.

[Prawn Jovi]

Yo momma is so poor, when she walks through her front door she ends up in the backyard.