I've been badly constipated and need a shit real bad...........

[Taaj Manzoor]

i dont have those kind of issues...only ****s get constipated...you got your **** pushed back bro

I ain't no batty boy! It sounds like you have experience in this matter though.

[Taaj Manzoor]

eat a very hot curry, drink beer and have a wank

I do that every day, maybe that's the problem.

[Taaj Manzoor]

Not that long you don't want to hurt yourself. A few inches, just enough to clear the path.

I'll have to look in my shed to find some. It might be a bit rusty though.

[KING MEAT]

Poke ur butt with a wire.

put it on top of the stove first. sssssssssssssss

[kaps]

What should I do?

Can't help you, I'm currently doing laundry because I **** my pants about 20 minutes ago...

[BigStereotype]

Go to taco bell, then hop on the treadmill for about two hours. You won't be able to stop dropping bombs.

[BigStereotype]

Failing that, I'm sure dj Ozil would be happy to help you with larry's option.

[RINGG]

What should I do?

keep it to yourself

[MARKBNLV]

[BrotherDudeJack]

go snort some coke and go get gay

Poke ur butt with a wire.