Man Sues BMW Claiming Ride Gave Him Two Year Erection

[Barn]

You're meant to go to the hospital if you get hard for more than a few hours...

[Money_May]

If he's erected why can't he have sex?

But yeah peeing must be painful!!!

[Hi-Dro]

i'm going to sue all you moofokkas with fine b1atchez in your avis and sigs for giving me erections and making me jizz all over mah keyboard...

quick boss lady post a pic of your ass so mah erection can go down

[Alx.]

i can't stop laughing for the past 30 minutes

[BoZz]

i'm going to sue all you moofokkas with fine b1atchez in your avis and sigs for giving me erections and making me jizz all over mah keyboard...

quick boss lady post a pic of your ass so mah erection can go down

damn you're still around b1tching about everything like a lil b1tch lol

retire you're an eazy target ******

[phallus]

So..he can't have sex...because his d ick is hard? What? :|

no, if you have an erection that lasts for several hours, lol, or days, it damages your penis. i read a story here on an old thread about how a guy went to the phillipines to use the whorehouses and they gave him some powder or something to rub on his penis to make it stay harder, he rubbed way too much on and had a permanent erection for 2 or 3 days, then he couldn't get one again. the guy's wife was pissed. he probably had to get a dick pump to be able to have sex again