Ask The Blackest Guy In The UK

[Terrel]

Seeing as I'm the blackest guy in the UK, there may be certain questions that you, the people of BoxingScene may want answers too. I'm here to oblige.

Ask away...

[ßringer]

What it like knowing that you'd be viewed as a "Tom" in the States?

[Terrel]

What it like knowing that you'd be viewed as a "Tom" in the States?

It makes no difference to me at all. I see them as ****s

[ßringer]

Proper response.

Do you pick up twice as many chicks, because you're both black, AND have the British accent going on?

[kaps]

You're not Gully Gad....

[ßringer]

Gully was a green teef?! I seriously had no idea.

Anytime we talked, we were both always drunk and/or high, so the conversation never covered the basics.

[Terrel]

Proper response.

Do you pick up twice as many chicks, because you're both black, AND have the British accent going on?

Before marriage, I would say the average amount. Black with British accent is the norms here. Maybe in the US it could have got me double or triple the punni.

You're not Gully Gad....

indeed.

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Y'all got your own "black" slang or do you speak proper English like the white folks?

[kaps]

You have 12 black socks and 12 white socks mixed up in a drawer. You're up very early and it's too dark to tell them apart. What's the smallest number of socks you need to take out (blindly) to be sure of having a matching pair?

[Terrel]

Y'all got your own "black" slang or do you speak proper English like the white folks?

As Dave Chappelle once states, "all black people are bilingual."

We've got black street vernAcular and job interview (more white).

I speak mostly in street terms. Even at work.