[LMAO!] Donald Trump Wants Obama to Release Osama Bin Ladin’s Death Certificate

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Donald Trump Wants Obama to Release Osama Bin Ladin’s Death Certificate

By Insider Monkey

After making Obama release the long form of his birth certificate, Donald Trump moved on to more important issues. Now he demands to see Osama bin Ladin’s death certificate and a pound of his flesh to test his DNA.

Donald Trump also personally analyzed Osama Bin Laden’s images and doesn’t think he looks like the Osama bin Laden we know. His nose looked wider and fatter than Osama’s earlier images. His beard was also less gray and the image was clearly photoshopped.

When asked about what he would do if he isn’t elected, Trump said he plans to become a forensic document examiner. “It kind of grew on me. I like to examine documents for authenticity,” he mumbled.




http://www.insidermonkey.com/blog/20...h-certificate/

[milked]

lol trump may just be officially yesterdays news

when u see the seriousness of last nights matter u see how much of a joke feuding with someone as pointless as trump really is

[ИATAS]

that dead osama picture is a couple of years old it's obviously a photoshop. if trump is really looking at that picture he's got to be one of the biggest idiots out there (well, that should be obvious already, just sayin).

[Ragnar Lothbrok]

Donald Trump Wants Obama to Release Osama Bin Ladin’s Death Certificate

By Insider Monkey

After making Obama release the long form of his birth certificate, Donald Trump moved on to more important issues. Now he demands to see Osama bin Ladin’s death certificate and a pound of his flesh to test his DNA.

Donald Trump also personally analyzed Osama Bin Laden’s images and doesn’t think he looks like the Osama bin Laden we know. His nose looked wider and fatter than Osama’s earlier images. His beard was also less gray and the image was clearly photoshopped.

When asked about what he would do if he isn’t elected, Trump said he plans to become a forensic document examiner. “It kind of grew on me. I like to examine documents for authenticity,” he mumbled.




http://www.insidermonkey.com/blog/20...h-certificate/

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http://www.thenewsgrind.com/news/uk-...639908e4fa%2C0

Bin Laden and Saddam Hussein dead, hunt for Thatcher stepped up


Hours after US President Barack Obama announced the death of Osama bin Laden, authorities have switched their focus to tracking down former British Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher.



It is understood Thatcher – wanted for crimes against humanity perpetrated during her ten years in office – is hiding in caves in the South West of England.

Troops have been bombarding Cheddar Gorge, near Bristol, in the hope of smoking out the former Conservative leader.

But there have so far been no sightings of Thatcher, or her trusted cohort of deputies, who oversaw the systematic destruction of communities in the north of England in the 1980s.

In the wake of Al-Qaeda leader Osama bin Laden’s death there are fears Thatcher could be hiding in plain sight.

Several properties in Kensington and Chelsea with high walls and watertight security are being monitored by secret service operatives.

But analysts warn that even with the death of Thatcher her policies will live on and Tory atrocities could worsen with her martyrdom.

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[Ragnar Lothbrok]

seth myers utterly crushed him even worse:


http://youtu.be/wB-BidTxv4w

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seth myers utterly crushed him even worse:


http://youtu.be/wB-BidTxv4w

Very good.......

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Like the President said at the dinner..."What a week".

[Ether]

Trump already lost.