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  • #11
    Originally posted by tehMatrix View Post
    My style is hard like strong lumber, cute chicks get the dick, ugly bitches get the wrong number
    Big L was the man. So many brutal lyrics he had. "I've been fucking chicks in the ass since I was six and a half."

    Originally posted by -Reason- View Post
    Dude i've tried that countless times.
    We been together six years, it aint gonna happen
    Six years? See my Big L quote above.



    Well, sounds like she ain't having it then.

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    • #12
      Originally posted by ABOSWORTH View Post
      Big L was the man. So many brutal lyrics he had. "I've been fucking chicks in the ass since I was six and a half."



      Six years? See my Big L quote above.



      Well, sounds like she ain't having it then.
      I'm thinking Rohypnol at this stage man j/k

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      • #13
        Originally posted by -Reason- View Post
        Dude i've tried that countless times.
        We been together six years, it aint gonna happen
        Have you saturated that booty hole with mineral oil?

        Got to make sure it's slick with it.

        Combine that with some alcohol.

        It's your last resort!

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        • #14
          ask beavis i get nuthin butthead

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          • #15
            "I say **** a *****! like iam Kurupts son" - Fresh ave aka the best swag, spit a thousand flows ***** iam bound to blow like meth labs.

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            • #16
              Originally posted by ABOSWORTH View Post
              Big L was the man. So many brutal lyrics he had. "I've been fucking chicks in the ass since I was six and a half."



              Six years? See my Big L quote above.



              Well, sounds like she ain't having it then.
              Big L was grimey with that pimp ****, another hard ass lyricist gone at a early age. "I never beg for ***** like Keith Sweat, Big L slow? hell no, bitches get ****ed in the roof if i aint got no hotel dough"

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              • #17
                the Big l be lightin' *****s like incense
                Gettin' men lynched to win ****
                I'm killin' infants for ten cents

                Cause I'm a street genius with a unique penis
                Got fly chicks on my dick that don't even speak english

                I'm makin' ducks shed much tears
                I buck queers
                I don't have it all upstairs but who the **** cares?

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                • #18
                  Originally posted by The Scientist View Post
                  Have you saturated that booty hole with mineral oil?

                  Got to make sure it's slick with it.

                  Combine that with some alcohol.

                  It's your last resort!
                  I brought some baby oil lastnight to "massage" her with,
                  I also brought with me a bottle of vodka and get her **** faced drunk,
                  the baby oil came into play she wasnt havin none of it

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                  • #19
                    **** reason mi a rename you Arsebandit if you keep this kind of talk up G

                    jk lol

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