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My kid and I were out having dinner last night and after we were done we telling each other knock jokes, riddles and what have you. Anyway, she, like most kids her age have an endless supply of these jokes and I was running out so I gave her....
The Rick James/Chapelle gag:
"What did the five fingers say to the face"
"ssssslaaap!"
and then tapped her on her little face.
Fast Forward a few hours later to her birthday party - she tells her grand-father the same joke in front of a house full of kids and adults except she doesn't give him a light tap as she was instructed, she WHACKED his ass in the mug, knocked his glasses flying against the wall to the absolute horror of myself and her mom. Twenty minutes later grand-dad had a pretty good welt on his cheek.
The moral of this story is don't tell Chapelle jokes to seven year olds.
The Rick James/Chapelle gag:
"What did the five fingers say to the face"
"ssssslaaap!"
and then tapped her on her little face.
Fast Forward a few hours later to her birthday party - she tells her grand-father the same joke in front of a house full of kids and adults except she doesn't give him a light tap as she was instructed, she WHACKED his ass in the mug, knocked his glasses flying against the wall to the absolute horror of myself and her mom. Twenty minutes later grand-dad had a pretty good welt on his cheek.
The moral of this story is don't tell Chapelle jokes to seven year olds.
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