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[SirTomJones]

A Rabbi, priest, Irishman, Englishman and a Welshman walk in to a bar.

The bartender asks"Is this some kind of joke?"

[The RealDeal]

he says to a bartender, give me a drink.

the bartender gives it to him

If he only has one leg and doesn't have two arms to handle crutches for balance how did he 'walk into a bar' ?

[bigdlb12]

Margarito walks into a bar after the Pacquiao fight

The bartender feels sorry for him, drinks are on me

[COYS]

A man walks into a bar......ouch!