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In a shock announcement today Forum owner Rick Reeno revealed that Bigpoppapump may no longer be moderating the forums.
"It's true," confirmed Rick, "we actually employed him to do the job cos he came with a reputation of sucking a mean ****. When we first gave him the post we were passing him around like a crack whore - everyone was having a piece. For the first couple of months it was like Bukkake Heaven."
However, Reeno soon revealed that he tired of the familiarity:
"To be honest, BPP just ain't that good. He's so fat he can hardly move and once you've banged his AIDS-dripping ******* once you've banged it a thousand times, you know what I mean?"
Asked what will become of the moderator, Reeno was ambiguous:
"Look, if anyone else wants a piece of an obese moderator who never leaves the couch then they're welcome to him. We've got bored pumping him full of our spunk like a $5 ho... maybe Boxing Banter could have him, BPP always liked that site."
BPP has yet to make a statement on his future in the moderation industry.
"It's true," confirmed Rick, "we actually employed him to do the job cos he came with a reputation of sucking a mean ****. When we first gave him the post we were passing him around like a crack whore - everyone was having a piece. For the first couple of months it was like Bukkake Heaven."
However, Reeno soon revealed that he tired of the familiarity:
"To be honest, BPP just ain't that good. He's so fat he can hardly move and once you've banged his AIDS-dripping ******* once you've banged it a thousand times, you know what I mean?"
Asked what will become of the moderator, Reeno was ambiguous:
"Look, if anyone else wants a piece of an obese moderator who never leaves the couch then they're welcome to him. We've got bored pumping him full of our spunk like a $5 ho... maybe Boxing Banter could have him, BPP always liked that site."
BPP has yet to make a statement on his future in the moderation industry.
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