Toilet bowl water hit my eye when pooping (100% serious)

[El-blanco'sAlt]

lol how scrawny is you that their is space for water to splash up lol, I have to put toilet paper on the inside of the toilet bowl near my junk to keep my dick from rubbing up on the bowl raw.

I thought I was weird and like the only one who puts toilet paper on the inside of the bowl to keep my dick from rubbing on the bowl lol

[Bardock]

Fckn Bootydew.