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**Alx.** · 08-05-2012, 08:52 PM

this thread is so good lool

**Rip Chudd** · 08-05-2012, 08:52 PM

Originally posted by bojangles1987 View Post

Your mother is so fat, she's morbidly obese and will die of a heart attack.

**Terrel** · 08-05-2012, 08:53 PM

Yo momma so short, you can see her feet on her photo ID.

**Terrel** · 08-05-2012, 08:54 PM

Originally posted by bojangles1987 View Post

Your mother is so fat, she's morbidly obese and will die of a heart attack.

**Mike Haynes** · 08-05-2012, 08:55 PM

Your mama so fat she was dancing at her birthday party and the BAND skipped.

**Rip Chudd** · 08-05-2012, 08:55 PM

Yo momma so ugly she played Mortal Kombat and Scorpion said "stay over there!"

**Prawn Jovi** · 08-05-2012, 08:57 PM

Originally posted by Rip Chudd View Post

Yo momma so ugly she played Mortal Kombat and Scorpion said "stay over there!"

Hahahaha! Man, thats a great one! Good stuff.

**Terrel** · 08-05-2012, 08:58 PM

Yo momma so dumb, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

**Terrel** · 08-05-2012, 08:59 PM

Originally posted by Rip Chudd View Post

Yo momma so ugly she played Mortal Kombat and Scorpion said "stay over there!"

You coming out with some epic ones, Rip

**Terrel** · 08-05-2012, 09:01 PM

Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yea, let's go bury it!"

Official 'Yo Momma' Thread.