The 'ask Katie' thread

[Flabulous]

I still think the one on the left is more attractive than me.
Well, both are...

Susan Boyle is more attractive than you, love.

[slightlyawkward]

Susan Boyle is more attractive than you, love.

You're an *******.

[Flabulous]

You're an *******.

and you're an ugly ***** trying her hardest to look pretty.

[slightlyawkward]

and you're an ugly ***** trying her hardest to look pretty.

Don't you think I know that I'm ugly? Because I do.

[Flabulous]

Don't you think I know that I'm ugly? I've never said otherwise. I've always been the ugly duckling, and I know that. I've never claimed to be attractive, because I know that I'm not.

I don't know how you have the courage to leave your house looking the way you do tbh.

[slightlyawkward]

I don't know how you have the courage to leave your house looking the way you do tbh.

Okay, I GET it. I know I'm disgusting. I don't need to hear it from anyone else.

[Clegg]

Don't mind Flabber, he's just...well, put it like this, you know they talk about 'the guys your mum warned you about'? Well those guys you've been warned about, theirs mums warn them about Flabber.

[Flabulous]

Okay, I GET it. I know I'm disgusting. I don't need to hear it from anyone else.

Post another pic, so we can all have a good laugh over how ugly you are, please.

[slightlyawkward]

Post another pic, so we can all have a good laugh over how ugly you are, please.

No thanks.

[Flabulous]

No thanks.

Go on. I haven't eaten yet, so there is no chance of me vomiting.