Where's The Real Pirates?

[Pretty Boy1]

When I first heard about Somalian Pirates stealing ships recently I pictured pirates like this:



But instead they look like this:



They don't even look like real pirates! Can't they at least put on some bandanas or something?

[Iamnotausername]

Agreed ad least a couple of em shud have a peg leg and parrot on their shoulder.

[ILLuminato]

http://www.southparkstudios.com/episodes/220764

Watch this.

[x RUDEBOY x]

When I first heard about Somalian Pirates stealing ships recently I pictured pirates like this:


But instead they look like this:



They don't even look like real pirates! Can't they at least put on some bandanas or something?

****in Posers!

[Pretty Boy1]

http://www.southparkstudios.com/episodes/220764

Watch this.

It says not available in England, I'm from Scotland but I guess they mean UK!!

[Move BRICKS™]

That dude is cheesin

[GMitchell]

Sailin the seven seas ye scurvy dog, yo ho ho and a bottle of rum