I think we all have that one crazy aunt or uncle that gets into crazy **** and have funny stories to tell. My most odd family member is my aunt. She's like 63 years old and she says the most inappropriate things you can think of at bad times. I remember when I was like 10 or 11, she was invited to a BBQ of ours, keep in mind there are kids around, and she was telling us her sex stories when we were trying to eat. She was saying **** like, "Oh yeah, speaking of plumbers I remember this one time I had a plumber come over to fix something and I couldn't pay him so I blew him and let him bang my brains out." We were looking at her like wtf. She usually says stuff like that so it became normal so we just laugh it off even though it can be awkward at times. Anyway, which weird family member of yours makes you laugh the most?
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My Filipino brother is a self proclaimed Satanist, who speaks Farsi and is really into Persian culture, former gang member who smokes weed all day, plays golf, raps, sings, and constantly making jokes. His nickname is Lazy which is based on his extremely lazy lifestyle. He's so lazy when he got his nickname tattooed on his shoulder, he only got "LAZ" and was too lazy to ever finish it and add the Y lol. so yeah he's certainly a weird, one of a kind person that always makes me laugh
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Got an aunt who recently passed away. Nice lady but she was crazy, lol. Her husband left her (the guy was a jackass) and that made her lose it. She looks like your stereotypical witch and she always tells me crazy stories like how one time, some robber tried to steal stuff from her house but then the crucifix which was hanging over the door suddenly became huge and blocked the robber from entering.
My sister-in-law is superstitious as **** and has strange beliefs. Like her daughter got sick once and she said it's because her daughter angered the garden elves/dwarves lol.
I got an uncle who looks like a rugged hitman (basically someone you don't want to meet in a dark alley) who can do neat tricks with his cigarettes. Like he can swallow a cig and regurgitate it back out and continue smoking haha.Last edited by Ruthless One; 12-27-2014, 07:58 PM.
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