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Does anybody else Stare at the mirror whilst naked for long periods of time?

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  • Does anybody else Stare at the mirror whilst naked for long periods of time?

    I usually stand in front of the big mirror in my room. I can see my whole body and measurements. My **** is a little bigger than average.

    But that's not the point.


    The point is that you can really get a good idea of what you look like whilst banging females. I always wonder whilst banging females "how do I look?". Now, with this mirror, I can see what parts I need to lose weight in, or where I could do with a few carbs.

    The other week, I saw that my ass had a little bit of chunk around the back of my thighs. I went cycling for a few weeks.

    Now guess who has the sexiest thighs and ass in my estate?

    You got it in one.

    ..

    When I was younger, my Father used to point out little rolls of fat around my sides and abs. I used to smash the mirror with my fist and use the glass to shear parts of fat out of my body.

    Then one day my Father told me I was too thin. He doesn't speak anymore, my Father. He just looks. Out of his new room. It's a small room. In fact, it's just a part of my room, boarded off. Nobody else is really allowed in there. My dad is always watching (not that he has eyelids to blink anymore). I have the only key. Women often wonder what my rooms musty, fleshy smell is. I tell them I have to look after my father. That he needs to be tended to often, and that he has problems which cause the stench.

    Who are you watching?

  • #2
    I'm trying to make a statement

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    • #3
      Mirrors lie many times to not make people feel bad.

      If mirrors could talk....

      There'd be a lot more smashing and shard glass pieces embedded in peoples'
      knuckles.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by MindBat View Post
        Mirrors lie many times to not make people feel bad.

        If mirrors could talk....

        There'd be a lot more smashing and shard glass pieces embedded in peoples'
        knuckles.
        I used to have a mirror that talked. Until I sealed him in the Castle of all evil.

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        • #5
          cool story bro

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Gizzam View Post
            I used to have a mirror that talked. Until I sealed him in the Castle of all evil.
            Was it like the one Snow White had?

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            • #7
              Originally posted by MindBat View Post
              Was it like the one Snow White had?
              It was a castle erected by a Lich Wizard I met in an Inn in Daranhex. We made love in the four-poster bed in the Castle straight after. His ass was bony (Liches are skeleton wizards) but it felt good after most of the flesh of my **** had been shredded off.
              Last edited by Gizzam; 07-19-2009, 12:50 PM.

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              • #8
                Was his first name Sweeny?


                Last edited by MindBat; 07-19-2009, 12:54 PM.

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                • #9
                  was it this guy?
                  He looks a lot like him.

                  Chainsaw off his skin and i'll know for sure.

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                  • #10
                    I usually come on myself and rub it all over my abdomen. I watch the reflection of my abs glistening in the mirror, when the sun light shines through the glass ceiling and bounces off my svelte torso.

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