Christian Boy Dies For 3 Minutes, Meets Allah in Heaven

[TBear]

I once quit breathing for awhile and had to be resuscitated. I dreamed I was dressed like Pinocchio and walking up a rainbow.

I didn't make much of it afterwards. People have different dreams, even awhile after death.

[Derranged]

I once dreamed I died, then quickly reincarnated into a fat adult nerd standing over my coffin at my burial.

That's fucking weird.

[Rocky...]

Kids talking **** he didn't see anything

[Derranged]

Kids talking **** he didn't see anything

I bet if he saw a white GOD wearing a kilt you'd believe it.

[Tay Roc]

Cupo doesn't not approve of this mainstream news.

[Patty Tanager]

I saw Danny Williams.

Do the math.

[Mooshashi]

I once jacked off so hard that I lost consciousness for 45 seconds. I didn't see god, but I sure felt good when I woke up.

[-MEGA-]

“I mean seeing Jesus in heaven, that's a miracle. No question. But seeing Allah in heaven? That's crying out for a heavy dose of antipsychotic medication."

[-jose-]

how does he really know it was him?

was he wearing one of these

[Rapid Counter]

Sounds like he wanted to pi$$ off his daddy.

If he were a woman he'd just make a ****0