[LMAO!] North Korean missile test delayed by ‘problems with Windows 8′

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North Korean missile test delayed by ‘problems with Windows 8′

Thursday, April 11, 2013 · 4:13 pm · 23 Comments

“North Korea’s official news agency announced today that the military’s planned missile test had been put on hold because of ‘problems with Windows 8,’” Andy Borowitz explains for The New Yorker.

“Intelligence analysts said that the announcement gave rare insight into the inner workings of North Korea’s missile program, which until last year had been running on Windows 95,” Borowitz reports. “A source close to the North Korean regime reported that Supreme Leader Kim Jong-un is furious about the Windows 8 problems and is considering a number of options, including declaring war on Microsoft.”

Read more in the full article here.

[ßringer]

The sad part about it is that there are plenty of North Korean citizens who actually believe that Jong-Un would've pwned the United States, were it not for Bill Gates.

[Russian Crushin]

Should've used a Mac

[Enayze]

North Korean missile test delayed by ‘problems with Windows 8′

Thursday, April 11, 2013 · 4:13 pm · 23 Comments

“North Korea’s official news agency announced today that the military’s planned missile test had been put on hold because of ‘problems with Windows 8,’” Andy Borowitz explains for The New Yorker.

“Intelligence analysts said that the announcement gave rare insight into the inner workings of North Korea’s missile program, which until last year had been running on Windows 95,” Borowitz reports. “A source close to the North Korean regime reported that Supreme Leader Kim Jong-un is furious about the Windows 8 problems and is considering a number of options, including declaring war on Microsoft.”

Read more in the full article here.

This sounds like it couldve been on the Onion.

[deliveryman]

How a Korean war would play out according to CNN:

[squealpiggy]

North Korea has a state of the art missile defense system.

[ИATAS]

How can they start a war without a Start button?

[Mr Ehrmantraut]

I call bollocks.

[HughJass]

better switch to linux!

[-jose-]

You gonna tell me nobody had a book of matches on them as a plan B to light up the missile back to the drawing board