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What the **** would you do if a Facehugger from Aliens got you?

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  • What the **** would you do if a Facehugger from Aliens got you?

    So you wake up and your last memory is banging your head on the ground after getting facehugged by a facehugger. Your pretty much aware what's growing inside you.

    What would you do?

  • #2
    Look for the ******* who knocked me up, that alien is not getting away without paying for child support.

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    • #3
      I hate those things, I hated them in the video games aliens vs predator 2. And I hated them in the movies, those things suck!

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      • #4
        Originally posted by GMitchell View Post
        So you wake up and your last memory is banging your head on the ground after getting facehugged by a facehugger. Your pretty much aware what's growing inside you.

        What would you do?
        Have a sit down?

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        • #5
          Well knowing it's going to rupture through my Visceral organs and out the front of my body probably leading to a painful death and a loss of much blood.

          I'll say my last rights, then do a Greg Louganis triple sow cow off a tall structure. Probably one near 1000 feet that would ensure my death.



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          • #6
            Dunno maybe consume lots and lots of beer, the thing would be an infant right? It would be of yank nationality and after 7 or 8 pints would pass away inside me.

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            • #7
              A good curry would be the answer. Hopefully I'd **** the little bastard out the next morning.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Pot Noodle View Post
                Dunno maybe consume lots and lots of beer, the thing would be an infant right? It would be of yank nationality and after 7 or 8 pints would pass away inside me.
                Or a big doner kebab. Then even if it survives and bursts out of your chest it will be doing monstrous ****s for the next four days.

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                • #9
                  It would be the closest thing to getting laid i have had in a long time.

                  So, id probably have a morning after wank.

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                  • #10
                    Go to accident and emergency wait 8hrs and get it removed.

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