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Ops gising na mga bata, batsi nako.

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Family feud


A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobies are there?

The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there's three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a woman's breasts are like melons,
round and firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions."

"Onions?"

"Yes, you see them and they make you cry."

This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said, "Mum, how many kinds of 'willies' are there?"

The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In his twenties, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his thirties and forties, it is a birch, flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it is like a Christmas
tree."

"A Christmas tree?"

"Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration only."

totoo ba tong christmas tree pagtungtong ng 50's? I will soon find out myself , 6 yrs to go lolz he he

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Hahahahahaha tuloy mo lang pareng dale.

Sarap kumain ng kangkong.

ginataang kangkong.

sa totoo lang prof ginto samin OFW kumain ng kangkong, parang bagoong blockbuster pag meron galing sabakasyon pinapagkaguluhan ...

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Chicharong kangkong!!!

masarap ba to prof, never pa ko nakatikim chicharon kangkong??

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sa pinas lang meron nito... kare-kare

masabi ko lang hindi kare kare kung walang bagoong kahit husto na sa alat yung timpla...

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masarap ding mga putahe ito hehe....