I just bought and ate a woman's protein bar by accident

[Mike D]

If it has estrogen you may get sensitive ....the boobies would come if you keep eating them, but that is up to you if you really want the titties. You should read the label on the bar bro hope you didn't throw that out if the estrogen is over %2 you may experience some p.m.s. behavior in the coming days. If so have a talk with your girl sit her down, and explain to her your feelings need to be guarded in the next few days she will support you.


Goodluck:.

I tossed the wrapper I just wanted to make it all go away but i'm just really freaking the f**k out right now, think the pms is kicking in already

i can feel it

[MoneyMay11]

#PrayForMikeD

[Mike D]

it's pretty cool doe me and my girl are really gettin deep, just talking and stuff and reflecting, crying a little bit. On some real emotional ****.

About to watch a chick flick marathon on Lifetime right now

[squealpiggy]

So I hit the gym for a workout quickie and then dropped by the grocery store after to pick some **** up. Decided to buy a single protein bar. Ate it and left the wrapper on the kitchen counter.

My GF came home, saw it, and started clowning on my ass. Saying it was a "woman's bar" and ****. I was like awww hell naw since when do they make protein bars specifically for women? I scoffed as hard as one could possibly scoff. Then she handed me the wrapper.

"Whole nutrition bar for women".

Says it right there on the wrapper. So what happens now? Where do I go from here? I just want to forget this and move on but something tells me life will never be the same again. Hell by tomorrow I may even be trading gay **** PMs with the Rights for Gays dude or something, I'm really freaking the f**k out right now

Did he died?

[Mike D]

I think I just may have queefed

[TBear]

Keep a watch for the development of man breasts.

[DannYankee]

I think I just may have queefed

You may need a mammogram soon dude sounds like you ate some pretty powerful stuff.

[Danny Gunz]

Say goodbye to all of the gains you made

[Mike D]

either i'm having an acid flashback or i think i am noticing some slight boob growth

[COVID-19]

Your penis will shrink from that stuff!