Gruesome Reports Of Cannibalism From North Korea As Result Of Hidden Famine

[Danny Gunz]

Koreans definitely know how to party

[The Tase]

Here's another cutting edge report from a well respected news agency:

lol only in NSB can Kim Jung Un and North Korea and Vladimir Putin's state run media come out as the good guys.

[Bretty Poy32]

Bath salts in a helluva drug

bath sugar is less harmful

[USA4LIFE]

I wouldn't be surprised if this is happening in the penal colonies, all they get to eat is gruel and only enough to barely survive.

[squealpiggy]

I wouldn't be surprised if this is happening in the penal colonies, all they get to eat is gruel and only enough to barely survive.

There are no penal colonies. North Korea is so secretive because everyone lives in such happiness. It's a massive utopia of wealth and joy and they don't want anyone to know about it because if they did then everyone would want to move there. And they don't want to run out of free beer, funnel cake and ****.