Ok its understood we Yanks dont respect the sport as it should be.
However, America is a HUGE money market that many would like to tap.
BTW, I'm a soccer/footy fan
1. Penalty Kicks
Instead of being able to have a free shot at the goal, I suggest forcing the shooter to only be able to dribble the ball into the goal.
The catch?
The goalie has the right to form tackle you or suplex you WWE style.
We love violence...and we also like well earned points....we also like to see sissy boys get suplexed
2. Sudden Death
Lets take this more literally shall we?
The goalie now has a shotgun in order to defend the goal......simple
We love guns, we love gore, we love fear
3. Gatorade baths and Cheerleaders
Dont know why the world hasnt caught on to this idea yet....
4. Female Oil Wrestling at Half-time
Who doesnt like half naked women fighting?
5. Game stoppage for beer breaks
We americans call these "commercials"
add about 10 of these a half
6. Allow kicking other players
Make them boys earn those flops.
Can you imagine Messi running down the field only to get a roundhouse kick in the head by a defender
AWESOME
7. Hand balls are allowed inside the box
for those who like basketball it would be fulfilling to see a defender just up and say "GET THAT **** OUT OF HERE!"
8. Unlimited subs
Its always better to rub it in your friends face you favorite teams 3rd string striker just biked a kick past their first string goalie.
9. Players have to take mandatory steroid injections
I want to see the ball catch on ****ing fire when they kick it!
10. Floppers get put in stock and pelted with rotten fruit after games
damn floppers
World soccer......you're welcome
However, America is a HUGE money market that many would like to tap.
BTW, I'm a soccer/footy fan
1. Penalty Kicks
Instead of being able to have a free shot at the goal, I suggest forcing the shooter to only be able to dribble the ball into the goal.
The catch?
The goalie has the right to form tackle you or suplex you WWE style.
We love violence...and we also like well earned points....we also like to see sissy boys get suplexed
2. Sudden Death
Lets take this more literally shall we?
The goalie now has a shotgun in order to defend the goal......simple
We love guns, we love gore, we love fear
3. Gatorade baths and Cheerleaders
Dont know why the world hasnt caught on to this idea yet....
4. Female Oil Wrestling at Half-time
Who doesnt like half naked women fighting?
5. Game stoppage for beer breaks
We americans call these "commercials"
add about 10 of these a half
6. Allow kicking other players
Make them boys earn those flops.
Can you imagine Messi running down the field only to get a roundhouse kick in the head by a defender
AWESOME
7. Hand balls are allowed inside the box
for those who like basketball it would be fulfilling to see a defender just up and say "GET THAT **** OUT OF HERE!"
8. Unlimited subs
Its always better to rub it in your friends face you favorite teams 3rd string striker just biked a kick past their first string goalie.
9. Players have to take mandatory steroid injections
I want to see the ball catch on ****ing fire when they kick it!
10. Floppers get put in stock and pelted with rotten fruit after games
damn floppers
World soccer......you're welcome
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