So I bought myself a used fleshlight...

[Floyd Sinclair]

and it finally came today. After using it twice, I have made a list of why fleshlights are better then *****.

1. you dont have to dial any numbers
2. Its always there for you
3. Its portable
4. In the long run they're cheaper
5. They dont complain
6. They dont get their periods
7. Feels just as good...maybe better then *****
8. you dont have to worry about std's
9. You dont have to give them the peace sign when your done
10. You dont have to worry about bad breath

I would say that they dont smell bad, but for some reason mine smelled real bad when i first got it. It smells even worse now. I guess I should clean it...

[rizkybizness]

i have another reason

11) you dont need the approval of jay z

[Chr0nic]

no titty gropping? no ass spankin? it's a loada ****

[Floyd Sinclair]

i have another reason

11) you dont need the approval of jay z

:mario:

no titty gropping? no ass spankin? it's a loada ****

no more of that for me...I got my pre-used fleshlight and thats all i need to keep me happy

[rizkybizness]

:mario:



no more of that for me...I got my pre-used fleshlight and thats all i need to keep me happy

what if i break into your house and rig your fleshlight with razor blades?

[Floyd Sinclair]

what if i break into your house and rig your fleshlight with razor blades?

Then I would have additional scars on my ****

[rizkybizness]

Then I would have additional scars on my ****

either that or you'll have dicks AKA a split dick

[Chr0nic]

and no wonder it stink, it's been used.. you think your safe from std's?.. i dunno.. wait for about 4 months

[Floyd Sinclair]

either that or you'll have dicks AKA a split dick

I had a girl bite my **** really hard one time. I have a bad scar on it from that...I cant imagine razor blades doing any more damage then she did.

Do you really want to hurt me? Do you really want to make me cry?

[Floyd Sinclair]

and no wonder it stink, it's been used.. you think your safe from std's?.. i dunno.. wait for about 4 months

I guess I should have had it cleaned...or maybe i should have cleaned it.