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I was dating a girl who was pretty hot but she sounded the ass horn and I dumped her two weeks later. I don't know why but after I heard that, it was as if her image totally changed and every time I looked at her face, I could only think of granny panties with skid marks. Has a girl farting ever ****ed up your head?
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nope. My wife and I fart around each other all the time, we did it when we were dating too. Didn't bother me at all, i just walked away from her
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To answer your question: Absolutely! I also think less of the chicks who go to the bathroom and don't turn on the water while taking a dump. I don't want to know what's going on out there so turn on the ****ing water!Comment
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About a year ago I banged this woman and spent the night with her. In the morning whilst sleeping, she farted loudly but there was no smell. I felt like punching her in the kidneys.Comment
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i was hitting this boriqua with a big ole booty from behind and she farted and instantly it killed the vibe and I lost my erection. i tried to act like i didnt hear it or notice it but she turned around and laughed.
yeah it kills the vibe and u def dont view them as the flawless beauties they once were.Comment
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No, who cares, it's a biological function. We all do itComment
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First of all, women don't poop or fart. It was proven on myth busters.Comment
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Doesn't bother me. The older you get the more you realize there is no way a relationship can survive if you sweat the small stuff.Comment
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There's nothing wrong with a woman releasing a little steam, it's a sign of her feeling comfortable around you
believe me there's nothing more romantic than laying in bed with your wife or girlfriend after eating some hot chili releasing a warm fart under the sheets and trapping her underComment
Justice served.
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