Ask a guy who genuinely doesn't give a ****

[CHOWWOKKA]

Why is it better to pinch the balls when they itch than actually scratch them?

You know what I do, put my sack between my palms and I rub them. It feels phenomenal

[ßringer]

You know what I do, put my sack between my palms and I rub them. It feels phenomenal

This sounds like a "Nobel Prize" worthy discovery.

The next time I have a ball itch, I'm going to pretend like my nutsack is the stick you try to start a fire with.

[extracurRICular]

What???????

who you got...........LYRICALLY speaking...........


Pac,Big,Em,Nas,Snoop,Jay,Cube....????

[Fury]

Nothing beats the roughness of a cat's tongue when it comes to ball itch.

[Sweet Pea 50]

When did your state of "don't give a fuckness" begin?

Was it from birth, or a gradual progression over the year's of having to listen to peoples inane bullshit spewing from their pole smokers?

[ßringer]

who you got...........LYRICALLY speaking...........


Pac,Big,Em,Nas,Snoop,Jay,Cube....????

Nas.

Nothing beats the roughness of a cat's tongue when it comes to ball itch.

The downside to this of course being that you'd have to actually own a cat. And being a heterosexual single male, I'm not fond of the idea of sharing my house with creatures that **** in boxes, cough up hairballs, and generally look like sissies.

[Dye]

Why is it better to pinch the balls when they itch than actually scratch them?

I'd imagine the reason is similar to why I can't stop biting my tounge when I have a cold sore on the tip, it hurts but somehow still feels good.

[Terrel]

Is the person you hate most called 'The Taker'?

[ßringer]

When did your state of "don't give a fuckness" begin?

Was it from birth, or a gradual progression over the year's of having to listen to peoples inane bullshit spewing from their pole smokers?

I'd like to stand here and say that I truly never gave a **** in my entire life, but that'd be a lie. Truthfully, it was a gradual process similar to what you describe.

I'd say the turning point for me took place about 5 years or so ago when I was in a gas station late at night trying to pre-pay for a tank, and the b*tch at the counter tried to talk to me about some pointless bull**** I don't even remember.

All I recall was that at that very moment it clicked in my brain that most people are helpless ******s who do nothing more than eat garbage, **** once a day, and pump out equally useless kids. That's when I realized that the planet was ****ed, and I stopped caring.

[Cuauhtémoc1520]

You know what I do, put my sack between my palms and I rub them. It feels phenomenal

Wow, this sounds like something I need to look into but also sounds like something you need to get buck naked for. I can't picture myself naked in my living room, hunched over like a monkey rubbing my balls like it's a genie bottle.