Drunk Lang

[Drunken Cat]

I drank some ****ing box shochu because I ran out of bottled shochu.

I bought this **** a couple weeks ago.

The day I bought it I drank a bit of it, and woke up in the middle of the night with a bad headache.

Guess what I have now?

A bad headache.

Never again, this boxed shochu.

I dumped the remainder in the sink.

Feel like crap.

[Derranged]

Drunk Jewish d1ckhead begged me to change to thread title back. I did

You're a piece of crap.

I'm drunk.

[Beercules]

I'm getting wasted. Vodka and Mountain Dew for me while watching tosh.0



Stay classy Beercules

[Drunken Cat]

Drinking throughout the day is a good habit.

It has me brushing my teeth very frequently.

Want to establish good dental hygiene practices?

Drink throughout the day.

[BostonGuy]

Who would win in a drinking contest Virgil Caine or Derranged?

[MrTambourineMan]

Who would win in a drinking contest Virgil Caine or Derranged?

Oasis_Lad mops the floor with the both of 'em.

[Rocky...]

Just got 12 cans of tennents, happy days

[Beercules]

Who would win in a drinking contest Virgil Caine or Derranged?

Oasis_Lad mops the floor with the both of 'em.

Seriously? You guys aren't going to mention me? I'm drunk 19 hours out of the day

[BostonGuy]

Seriously? You guys aren't going to mention me? I'm drunk 19 hours out of the day

You're young doe

[Weltschmerz]

Who would win in a drinking contest Virgil Caine or Derranged?

Anybody can drink Derranged under the table.