Help Earl Hickey on his crusade to pull a 30 year old woman!!!!!!

[Hi-Dro]

Earl is probably getting laid right now






























in his dreams

[AndyShitHot]

If you're trying to look older, just start using sun beds. They'll give you a nice tan and rinkles all at the same time.

Then just ask her out for lunch for starters cos then that's kind of like a mini-date but she won't see it as a date at all and then if it goes really well then ask her out for a proper evening date.

[The Beatles]

lol.....maybe in 5 more years, she would be interested in younger guys but at 30...i dont know mate, fair play to ya.......die trying baby

[Boxin']

in my 40's you cheeky sod!

Lol she knows my age roughly, thats why i gradually need to boost my "visable age" It's problematic, but I need to look at least close to 30 before i can start using the old Hickey charm.

Just try to look like the guy in your avatar

[Hi-Dro]

playa playa........