FAO gun owners

[SouthPawHitman]

Are you one of those thugs Barry O was telling me about?

[BrotherDudeJack]

So weird how, if this was said to Green Teefs, anyone who said "I have one" would be regarded as a possible crank and arrested.

But to you Fat Yanks it's like owning a golf club or something.

"What did you freakin' do today, Chip?"

"Well, Doug, I drank some freakin' soda and ate some freakin' burgers. I repeated that fifty times, then I went out and shot someone in the face."

"Did you freakin' kill him?"

"I hope so... the douche was on my lawn."

"Constitutional right, bro."

Anorak if I seen you on my lawn I'd get my fukn shooter and blow your goddamn legs off and feed them to my pigs !

It's somewhere in the Constitution that you can shoot a limey lobsterback on site !

It is in the Constitution. Totally legal to shoot green teefs and jack off onto pictures of the queen.

[HipsterRan]

It is in the Constitution. Totally legal to shoot green teefs and jack off onto pictures of the queen.

Although I don't find the queen attractive enough to jack of too I'd do it for my country, God Bless the USA !

[BrotherDudeJack]

Although I don't find the queen attractive enough to jack of too I'd do it for my country, God Bless the USA !

That's the spirit. You make me proud to be American, sir!

[Beercules]

Aim small, miss small.

Yup!

Tight groups. Can't stress it enough.