Jennings - "I'm gonna knock the smoke out of Cotto"

[Barndog]

By N.E. Juan (Portsmouth Echo) - As a young man Michael Jennings always knew he was gifted. Struck by lightning aged six and told by doctors he may never be able to play the piano after losing three fingers in a George Foreman Grilling Machine, Michael had an unusual upbringing. "When i got hit by lightning, i couldn't believe how much it hurt- but funnily enough it made me hit things really really hard. I was knocking everyone out in the playground - I actually got suspended a few times - AND i got sent to a detention centre after i knocked out a horse that escaped into the school yard." Michael will be hoping to reclaim some of the shocking power that he used to yield in his upcoming bout with Miguel Cotto - "I can't wait to get in the ring with Miguel or whatever his name is, it's gonna be awesome. I've been climbing trees during storms hoping to get struck by lightning again. I've also been needing a big money fight too- because the money I got from my compensation claim with George Foreman has nearly ran out."

[John Frusciante]

Quit spamming with your gay ass Jennings threads. This is the 6th one you have made and nobody gives a ****. It's not even funny anymore.

[Barndog]

Quit spamming with your gay ass Jennings threads. This is the 6th one you have made and nobody gives a ****. It's not even funny anymore.

what you on about gay?

[John Frusciante]

what you on about gay?

It's fine if you think Jennings is cute, just post about it on your gay forums not here. The joke was kinda funny the first thread but now it's old. If you seriously think that Jennings even has a snowball's chance against Cotto then I suggest you start watching another sport.

[Barndog]

It's fine if you think Jennings is cute, just post about it on your gay forums not here. The joke was kinda funny the first thread but now it's old. If you seriously think that Jennings even has a snowball's chance against Cotto then I suggest you start watching another sport.

Who's the guy with a pineapple for a head in your sig? What sport does he do? The American Football?

I could watch that?

[Allucard]

It's fine if you think Jennings is cute, just post about it on your gay forums not here. The joke was kinda funny the first thread but now it's old. If you seriously think that Jennings even has a snowball's chance against Cotto then I suggest you start watching another sport.

Jennings got a genuine chance vs Cotto. Lightning does strike twice sometimes... Who knows? Anyone else aboard the Jennings's bandwagon?

[Barndog]

Jennings got a genuine chance vs Cotto. Lightning does strike twice sometimes... Who knows? Anyone else aboard the Jennings's bandwagon?

The whole of England!

[Nacho_Analstain]

Jennings can beat him, I heard a rumor that he beat Joe Luis at a game of connect 4.

[John Frusciante]

Who's the guy with a pineapple for a head in your sig? What sport does he do? The American Football?

I could watch that?

He's a footballer so he is.

[Barndog]

He's a footballer so he is.

You SOUND Irish.

But you smell Mexican.

Sweatbox.