If there are two things we love in this world, make no mistake: they are beer and vaginas. But up until now, you've had to choose, because it's physically impossible to enjoy both without making a mess.
Gentlemen, let us introduce you to the Order of Yoni—the first brewing company that produces beer from vaginas. Yes, you read that correctly.
This beer is partially made from the essence of a woman’s vagina, or better known as ******* lactic acid bacteria. The first batch of beer, which probably we won’t be tasting because we don’t live in Europe, is being made from lactic acid bacteria of a smoking hot Czech model, Alexandra Brendlova.
“We were looking for an inspiration, a model who is both beautiful, charming girl and intelligent, eloquent woman,” Wojtek Mann, the founder of the company, told Maxim. “I really appreciate her way of speaking, and I find her body language, the way she walks, very sexual.”
That will be the STanDard beer flavor in the future...
what they don't tell you, is this an example of what most of the women really look like:
I wouldn't be surprised, man. They gotta mass produce these beers somehow. They say they're harvesting that pu.ssy juice from one hot model broad but I bet they got like 50 ugly hoes supplying them instead.
I wouldn't be surprised, man. They gotta mass produce these beers somehow. They say they're harvesting that pu.ssy juice from one hot model broad but I bet they got like 50 ugly hoes supplying them instead.
Exactly. You know there are some ugly ass broads they are using. And besides, I can't drink these without having that picture pop up in my head.
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