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  • [HOLY S**T!] Apple CEO Steve Jobs detained in Japan airport over ninja throwing stars

    Report: Apple CEO Steve Jobs detained in Japan airport over ninja throwing stars

    Tuesday, September 14, 2010 - 10:26 AM EDT "Apple Inc. Chief Executive Officer Steve Jobs said he’ll never come back to Japan after officials at an airport barred him from taking Ninja throwing stars aboard his private plane, SPA! magazine reported in its latest issue," Adam Le and Jason Clenfield report for Bloomberg.

    "A security scan at Kansai International Airport, near Osaka, detected the weapons inside the executive’s carry-on luggage in July as he was returning home to the U.S. from a family vacation in Kyoto, the Japanese magazine reported, citing unidentified officials at the airport and the transportation ministry," Le and Clenfield report.

    "Jobs said it wouldn’t make sense for a person to try to hijack his own plane, according to the report," Le and Clenfield report. "He then told officials he would never visit Japan again, the magazine reported."

    Full article here.

    MacDailyNews Take: By the way Apple released products, we've always suspected that Jobs was very practiced in the ways of ninjutsu, but we always thought he was more into Shinobi-iri, Hensōjutsu, and Intonjutsu than Shurikenjutsu. For that reason, we would have taken him for more of a Kunai man than for Shuriken, which casts significant doubt in our minds about the validity of this report.

  • #2
    LOL @ hijacking your own plane with the most worthless weapon ever.

    "Turn this thing around or else I'm throwin em!"


    "Throwing what A-hole just go sit down."



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    • #3
      iStars.........

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      • #4
        Originally posted by RunW/Knives View Post
        LOL @ hijacking your own plane with the most worthless weapon ever.

        "Turn this thing around or else I'm throwin em!"


        "Throwing what A-hole just go sit down."
        lmaooooooooooooooooooooo

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        • #5
          Originally posted by RunW/Knives View Post
          LOL @ hijacking your own plane with the most worthless weapon ever.

          "Turn this thing around or else I'm throwin em!"


          "Throwing what A-hole just go sit down."
          you would be suprised at how deadly they can be in the right persons hands...

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          • #6
            Steve Jobs owns a pc.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by bcfc View Post
              you would be suprised at how deadly they can be in the right persons hands...
              Hockey Mask, Kevlar Vest, Motorcycle gloves and Leggings, Steel toes.

              Lol go ahead and chuck away.



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              • #8
                butters knows exactly how dangerous those stars can be

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by dj emz View Post
                  Steve Jobs owns a pc.


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                  • #10
                    rubber bullets> ninja stars.

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