I need a date, can anyone help me out?

[Cunty Bitch]

Your powers are useless against me here.

You can't even afford an avatar, what're you gonna do with a choice piece of ass like myself?

[Sick/]

You a Power Ranger?

[BattlingNelson]

How about a Big and Tasty meal, and you get to ride shotgun in my Datsun B210.



Final offer.....

HA!

I had a car just like that when I studied. It was a blue Datsun 120Y. It was also old back then...

[Xyei]

The steering wheel is on the wrong side.

Since when is Carlton from England? **** alt.

[Sane Man]

Since when is Carlton from England? **** alt.

You beat me to the punch you little ****

[Sweet Pea 50]

HA!

I had a car just like that when I studied. It was a blue Datsun 120Y. It was also old back then...

I actually owned a B 210 back in high school. It was a piece of ****, but it was MY piece of ****. Ahhh, the memories.

[Sane Man]

I actually owned a B 210 back in high school. It was a piece of ****, but it was MY piece of ****. Ahhh, the memories.

Sorry to tell ya pal, but your sig doesn't make you an authority on ****.

[Sweet Pea 50]

Sorry to tell ya pal, but your sig doesn't make you an authority on ****.

Elisha Cuthbert is a overrated piece of trailer trash.

[Sane Man]

Elisha Cuthbert is a overrated piece of trailer trash.

Oh no. You didn't just go there. I'm ready to throw down now buddy.

[extracurRICular]

I have 36 DD's and a nice ass to match. A lot of people think I am a ***** but it's just cause they are threatened by powerful women like myself.

I need someone to accompany me to a benefit dinner, preferably someone with a lot of money and a nice car.

Anyone?

Sure...I can hook you up with ma buddy...he is 6'4 225lbs blond blue eyed and ripped...some people say he is an asswhole but he says it's only because they are threatened by his 12 inch meat stick.

He will gladly accompany you to your benifit dinner, but he does ask that you give him head till he floods you mouth with his juices and to make sure you either swallow or bring a platic bag...he doesn't want to get the inside of his expensive car all dirty...

Give him a call his number is 1-900-YOURA****ENDUMB****

Good luck!!!