A ham sandwich walks into a bar..

[Mersey]

What's brown and sticky?

[COVID-19]

What's brown and sticky?

..........My shit!

[Bossy]

What's brown and sticky?

Sully's dirty little hand after looking at my avi?

[Cokezaghe_Loc]

What's brown and sticky?

David Haye after the Wlad raping.

[Dorian]

What's brown and sticky?

A stick...

[Dorian]

What do you call something with a lot of muscles and has 3 belts?

Alistair Overeem..

[Mersey]

A stick...

This

And shit.

[Cokezaghe_Loc]

What do you call something with a lot of muscles and has 3 belts?

The wife, for mouthing off.

[Mersey]

Why did I take a pencil to bed with me?

[BostonGuy]

I got caught masturbating to a National Geographic magazine the other day. It wasn't one of my better moments. I don't know who was more embarrassed.....

Me.......


















































or my dentist?.....