Some good jokes, any?

[BattlingNelson]

Two cows standing in a field.

Suddenly the first one says: "moooooh".

Then the second says: "Damned! I was about to say the exact same thing".

[J-champ]

two cows standing in a field.

Suddenly the first one says: "moooooh".

Then the second says: "damned! I was about to say the exact same thing".

lolllllllllllllllll

[Nights King]

How does a Welshmen find a sheep in tall grass?





Very satisfying.

[Xyei]

ROFL!

I spit out my Pepsi.

I'd spit out Pepsi if it got in my mouth too.

[BrotherDudeJack]

Who was the world's first carpenter?

Eve, because she made Adam's banana stand.

A man was at the bus stop after a busy day at work. His bus pulled up and the Indian driver said: "Sorry I'm jam-packed full!!" The man replied: "I don't give a fuck what your name is I just want on the bus!!"

How does a Welshmen find a sheep in tall grass?





Very satisfying.

[krazyn8tive]

Just please...no holocaust jokes. My grandfather died in a concentration camp.



















He fell out of a guard tower.

[UTEP]

Q. What do you call 4 Mexicans in quicksand?

A. Quatro Sinko.




Q. What's the difference between a priest and acne?

A. Acne waits until you're 13 before it comes on your face.




Q. How do you get a gay man to shag a woman?

A. Shit in a ****.

[Pretty Boy1]

A woman gets on the bus carrying her baby, The driver looks at the baby and says: "Damn that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!!"

The woman in shock says nothing and pays her fare and walks to the only spare seat available, next to an elderly man. The woman says to the man: "That driver was just rude and cruel for absolutely no reason, I can't believe it!!"

The man replies: "You shouldn't stand for it, go and tell him off, I'll hold your monkey till you get back!!"

[Sane Man]

How do you know when your girlfriend is too young for you?

When you have to make an airplane noise to get your cock in her mouth.

[Sane Man]

What did one dwarf say to the other 6 when snow white woke up? Well boys I guess its back to jerkin off.


I apologise for the sinister turn of trend in these jokes.