Man of the house owned by house cat exercises rematch clause
Portland, Ore: The disgraced man of the house of a Portland family, who was bossed by a 22 pound house cat and called 911 which ultimately ended the fight -- has exercised a rematch clause from their original fight contract.
"The cat did what he had to do. It wasn't really my day. I'm not going to make any excuses but he came in way overweight -- 22 pounds, man. That's big as f**k, bro. He was supposed to weigh in at 16 pounds. I think I'll try to have the catch weight take place somewhere between 17 and 19", said the disgraced family man.
It will be an untelevised fight at the local Petsmart on the corner of Frampton and Bagley. Tickets will start at one dollar. Premium network powerhouse HBO will also reportedly air a single episode from their acclaimed 24/7 series that will cover the lead up to this match.
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