Stupid questions that deserve stupod answer

[Alx.]

When people ask me if i got a haircut shortly after, i just reply "na, it fell off"

Or when they ask if my tattoos hurt...i just facepalm

[MJ223]

I look in the fridge.....

Someone asks you hungry???

[Infamous]

When there's a "cash or check only" sign on ur window and someone ask "u guys don't accept debit do u?"

[BoZz]

You got one?


Here's mine:

This afternoon my elder brother visited me in the house when he was about to leave he saw me packing my gym bags and noticed my boxing gloves. He asked are you going to the gym to box? My reply: no, I am gonna play volleyball.

Your brother probably thought you're about to donate the stuff to timmy.

[T.Horton]

Your brother probably thought you're about to donate the stuff to timmy.

i'm still waiting for my package from Bosnia, sluuuuut!

[MaD RoBoT]

every time when someone asks me: "can i ask you a question?"

[-jose-]

when I get home from work after a 12 hour day and I get asked
"are you tired?"

[BoZz]

i'm still waiting for my package from Bosnia, sluuuuut!

we all broke here bro..

[Derranged]

Back when I worked in construction, sitting down having lunch, someone asks "Lunch time eh?"

No, its fuckin Howdy-Doody time.

[Derranged]

when I get home from work after a 12 hour day and I get asked
"are you tired?"

You almost had me there for second. A Puerto Rican who works. Good one.

Don't pop an artery