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  • #11
    I hope Moby gets his ass kicked again for being a heterosexual this time.

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    • #12
      Y'Osama, where you bin?
      By JACQUI SWIFT
      Showbiz Reporter

      RAMBO is back — and he’s gunning for terror chief Osama bin Laden.

      Hollywood veteran Sylvester Stallone is returning as the warrior hero after writing a script himself.

      Rambo IV is expected to hit cinemas next year, featuring action in Afghanistan and battles with the Taliban.

      A movie insider said: “The original story had Rambo killing bin Laden single-handed, but even Sly thought that was beyond the imagination.

      “Instead he will be the brains behind bin Laden’s downfall.”
      The idea has been talked about since the September 11 attacks. But bosses at Miramax, makers of the original Rambo, have only just agreed to the project.



      Hunted ... Osama bin Laden


      Stallone, 56, made Ł8million per film in his 1980s heyday, but has not had a hit for years.

      He is also making a comeback in his other famous role, as a boxing champ in Rocky VI.

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      • #13
        ttt

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        • #14
          I don't know what's more pathetic.... the transgender freakboy or Stallone making a fourth Rambo movie...

          - The Jake

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          • #15
            Penis explodes during sex

            Doctors in Romania are treating a 28-year-old whose penis exploded while he was making love to his girlfriend.

            Ilarie Coroiu was taken to hospital in the Transylvanian town of Cluj after his girlfriend, Magdalena, 18, "felt something strange" and noticed that the bed was covered in blood.

            Dr Angela Domocos, head of the accident and emergency department at Cluj General Hospital, said: "It is very rare for this to happen. We call it an exploded penis because it happens when the blood cavities in the penis burst.

            "I don't know what this couple were playing at, but there must have been tremendous pressure inside the penis to make this happen."

            Mr Coroiu is now recovering after an operation to stop the bleeding.

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            • #16
              Police: Father forced children, ages 4 and 7, to smoke marijuana



              The Associated Press

              SARASOTA, Fla. - A man has been arrested on charges he forced his children, ages 4 and 7, to smoke marijuana and took them with him to sell drugs.

              Alfred L. Sanders, 26, was charged this week with two counts of child abuse. The children's names were not released.

              Police said the 7-year-old boy told his mother on Nov. 24 that his dad had made him and his 4-year-old sister smoke something that made his head feel funny and made him hungry. Investigators believe the abuse occurred the weekend of Aug. 2, when both children were in Sanders' care.

              The boy told investigators he tried to stop his dad from letting his sister smoke something Sanders had taken out of a bag. He said his dad told him to shut up and made him smoke it, too, presenting him something shaped like a cigarette and instructing him to suck it like a straw.

              The boy did not appear to know the names of the drugs, but said his dad keeps "green dust" in small plastic bags and that he often watched him sell it to people on a street corner.

              The boy is in the custody of his mother in Palmetto. His sister is in state custody.

              Sarasota police had arrested Sanders on drug charges in early August, police reports said. He was released from the Sarasota County jail on $1,120 bail Aug. 12 to await a trial Jan. 13 on a charge of possession of a controlled substance. Sanders, who was arrested on the abuse charges Wednesday, was being held Friday in the Sarasota County jail on $20,000 bond, jail officials said.

              Sanders has been appointed a public defender, Matthew Gish, who did not immediately return a phone call seeking comment Friday

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              • #17
                .Y. RAP WAR RAGES

                By MURRAY WEISS and ERIC LENKOWITZ
                --------------------------------------------------------------------------------

                SHATTERED TRUCE:
                Bullet-riddled glass at the Midtown office of 50 Cent's manager reveals how deadly rap wars can get.
                - M. Altafer
                50 CENT
                Manager's office shot up.
                JAM MASTER JAY
                Killed in October.
                FABOLOUS
                In court yesterday.

                January 18, 2003 -- The bloody rap war involving hip-hop phenom 50 Cent escalated when his manager's Midtown office was ravaged in a hail of gunfire - an attack investigators say could be linked to one of the nation's largest rap record labels, police sources said.
                A gunman brazenly rode the elevator up to the 11th floor office of Violator Management and Records at 36 W. 25th St. Thursday at 7 p.m., and held the doors open as he pumped at least six rounds into a glass wall and the front door, a police source said.

                Cops are looking for links between the Violator shooting and guns they found when they pulled over a car carrying the rapper Fabolous.

                Nobody was hurt in the shooting, which appears to be a "warning out of anger" toward 50 Cent - who made a lot of enemies when he dissed mega rap record label Murder Inc. and signed a deal with Eminem's Shady Records, sources said.

                Sources close to Violator told investigators that Murder Inc. had badly wanted to sign 50 Cent.

                Investigators say 50 Cent's deal with Shady Records also might have led to the October slaying of his protégé, Jam Master Jay, who industry insiders believe steered him away from Murder Inc. because of its alleged crime links. Irv Gotti, who heads Murder Inc., is a known associate of convicted cocaine kingpin Kenneth "Supreme" McGriff.

                "A lot of people have a beef with 50 Cent," a prominent rap promoter said.

                Sources said none of the artists represented by Violator - an impressive list that includes Busta Rhymes, Missy Elliot, Eve and Noreaga - were in the office at the time of the shooting.

                The 11 employees there during the attack were in a back room and didn't see the shooter, sources said.

                This wouldn't be the first attack on 50 Cent.

                He was stabbed during a scuffle at a Manhattan recording studio in March 2000.

                Two months later he was shot nine times in front of his grandmother's house in Queens.

                Cops are checking whether one of the two guns confiscated from rapper Fabolous in Brooklyn around 10 p.m. Thursday matches the one used at Violator, sources said.

                Fabolous, an Elektra rapper, was arrested for the second time in 24 hours after cops found two loaded guns in the Chevy Suburban in which he was riding.

                The car, which belongs to his friend Reginald Rivers, 44, was pulled over for running a red light on Jefferson Avenue in Beford-Stuyvesant - where cops found a loaded 9mm semi-automatic as well as a .380-caliber gun.

                The 25-year-old Fabolous, who was born John Jackson, had just gotten out of jail that morning, after spending a night in jail for driving with a suspended license.

                But industry insiders were skeptical he would go after 50 Cent.

                Additional reporting by Aly Sujo, Kati Cornell Smith and Jamie Schram

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                • #18
                  What so bad with taking your kids to sell drugs with you. He's spenting time with them. Being a father.

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                  • #19
                    Nurse uses vibrator as baby pacifier




                    CHIBA -- Two nurses face charges after using a vibrator to calm down a crying baby, prompting him to turn over and sleep facedown, which led to his death, police sources said Saturday.

                    Investigators believe the Funabashi Medical Center nurses should have realized that the baby boy was in danger as he had been hospitalized with respiratory problems and his parents weren't there to look after him.

                    The 4-month-old boy stopped breathing after he fell asleep face down and later died because his brain had been deprived of oxygen.

                    Police are poised to send to prosecutors documents accusing the nurses of professional negligence resulting in death.

                    Police said that early on the morning of June 16 1999, one of the nurses left a vibrator with the child in the hope that its humming would prompt him to fall asleep. Almost an hour later, the nurses went to check up on the boy. He had rolled over onto his face, sleeping on top of an ice pack. He had stopped breathing. He suffered severe brain damage brought on through a lack of oxygen in the brain. The boy died in August the following year.

                    Police said the boy rolled over in his sleep because he was annoyed rather than lulled by the vibrator. (Mainichi Shimbun, Jan. 18, 2003)

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                    • #20
                      Alleged Pubic Hair Pizza Prompts Lawsuit
                      Two Claim Pizza Topped With Pubic Hair
                      POSTED: 7:47 a.m. EST December 19, 2002
                      UPDATED: 11:03 a.m. EST December 26, 2002



                      WATERTOWN, N.Y. -- Two people suing a Domino's Pizza claim they found pubic hair on their pizza, and want DNA tested to prove it, a lawyer said.


                      Michael Widrick and Rhonda LaParr got small, wiry hairs stuck in their teeth as they bit into their order last November, according to attorney Eric T. Swartz. They froze the pizza as evidence, he said.

                      In a state Supreme Court lawsuit, the friends are suing Domino's and an employee for $150,000 in each of two causes of action: emotional harm, anxiety, psychological and mental distress; and negligence, Swartz said.

                      The two want DNA testing of the hair to see if it belongs to a store employee who had previous conflicts with Widrick, Swartz said.

                      The Domino's franchise, owned by D.P. Team Utica Inc., agreed to allow the test, Swartz said. He will seek a court order if the employee -- John Henderson -- does not provide a sample for testing, Swartz said.

                      "I've been making and selling pizzas for 18 years, and nothing like this has ever happened," said Richard Pierce, owner of the store. The legal system will vindicate his business, Pierce said. "This did not happen," he said.

                      State Supreme Court Judge Hugh A. Gilbert granted a default judgment against Henderson after the employee did not answer allegations. Henderson subsequently got an attorney and litigation will go forward, Swartz said Monday.
                      Copyright 2002 by The Associated Press. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten or redistributed

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